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Way to be a bunch of dicks, Sarasota police. Arresting a homeless man for charging his cell phone at a public charging station? Stay classy! (Herald Tribune)

Meanwhile, in Santa Cruz...surfers find a fossil on the beach. (Huffington Post)

These Seven Deadly Sins rings are quite a statement. I would totally wear the Lust ring. GIVE IT TO ME. (Neatorama)

There is a 13 year old who feels no pain. It isn't like some comic book hero of course. She severely injures herself and has no idea because she just can't feel it. Sure, tattoos would be a breeze and so would childbirth, but the constant skin-stripping burns, breaks, gashes and such would definitely outweigh those idiotic bonuses. This article is graphic. (New York Times)

Make things, Learn things, Cry. These links will make your life better. (I know it's not as catchy as "Eat, Pray, Love" but it's true)

Park

Today let's learn all the things! Okay, some of the things you won't want to know *cough* creepy Twilight baby doll *cough* but a lot of these things are guaranteed to make your life at least 82% better.  Though, seriously, did anyone actually buy that Twilight baby doll?  How did they ever sleep again with its terrifying little eyes staring at them?  Okay, sorry, got on a tangent

Creepy responses to a dating profile.  Friends of mine and I swap them like baseball cards.  But these may be some of the best I've heard. Seriously, who are the dudes that send these? (The Hairpin) 

Here’s instructions for a great homemade toy. Warning, this may be a little much if you're more of a sticking googly eyes on stuff crafter like me (Make Projects)

Happy July Fourth! Let' Celebrate With Ogling!

Ah, July Fourth. The day when we celebrate independence with exploding things, booze, and lots of red meat. If you're a celebrity, you might also celebrate with a trip to the beach or an extravagant backyard bash. Let's see some celebrity patriotism!

So Katy Perry loves America, you guys. She loves it so much that she drapes the symbol of the country across her magnificent boobs and uses it to cover her bajingo. AMERICA!

Too Many Contributors Only Serves To Create AWESOMESAUCE

Kolby, Park, Nora

So, they've made another Spider-man movie.  I...don't know how I feel about this, and it's probably because I can't bring myself to care.  (Pajiba)

Well, just like everything else in this great country of ours, Chrysler's Super Bowl "Halftime in America" ad has become political fodder.  What's your take on it?  (MSNBC)

We've all overheard someone stating a fact that we know to be completely untrue.  Here are a few doozies.  (Reddit)

Online dating is now the second-most popular way for couples to meet.  The first is still drunk sex followed by an awkward breakfast "date."  What you you mean?  That totally counts as a relationship!  (The Huffington Post)