Make things, Learn things, Cry. These links will make your life better. (I know it's not as catchy as "Eat, Pray, Love" but it's true)

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Today let's learn all the things! Okay, some of the things you won't want to know *cough* creepy Twilight baby doll *cough* but a lot of these things are guaranteed to make your life at least 82% better.  Though, seriously, did anyone actually buy that Twilight baby doll?  How did they ever sleep again with its terrifying little eyes staring at them?  Okay, sorry, got on a tangent

Creepy responses to a dating profile.  Friends of mine and I swap them like baseball cards.  But these may be some of the best I've heard. Seriously, who are the dudes that send these? (The Hairpin) 

Here’s instructions for a great homemade toy. Warning, this may be a little much if you're more of a sticking googly eyes on stuff crafter like me (Make Projects)

Easter Is Sunday! I Hope You've Claimed A Place For Free Food!

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Behold! Controversial magazine covers deemed too cray for newsstands! (mental floss)

A dress that becomes see-through when a woman is aroused? It isn't our fault we don't get boners! Why would I wear this?? (Studio Roosegaard)

I would like to one day buy a city, too. I would treat it like rental property and kick out assholes. I would likely be very lonely in my town. But free from annoyance! (Huffington Post)

I could buy this one! (Hollywood Reporter)

This is just disturbing. So disturbing. I promise that my town will not use citizens for research of plagues or anything. Yeesh. (NY Times)