T-Minus 4 Days 'Til Turkey Day!

MelBivDevoe

I'm with Grumpy Cat on this one - let's put the Christmas decorating on hold until after Thanksgiving, shall we?  One holiday at a time, people!

I mean, even Black Friday is encroaching on Turkey Day, too.  Some stores are opening on Thanksgiving night as early as 8pm, so people can spend even less time with their families and more time fighting the crowds to save a 10-20% on things they don't need and will probably forget about a week after Christmas.  Retail workers, you have my sympathy!  (CNN)

Baby Got... Self-Respect

MelBivDevoe

Pretty sweet sign, right?  You've gotta check out the rest of the lyrics, though, to really appreciate it.  (So... That Happened)  (h/t Resa)

This list of foods to avoid at fast food restaurants might have you avoiding those restaurants altogether.  I suppose that wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing... but who could give up the sweet, artery-clogging deliciousness of a place like Five Guys (for example)?  (Business Insider)

I can't believe it, but these might be the most unappealing cupcakes I've ever seen.  I didn't even know it was possible to make a cupcake I wouldn't want to eat!  (Who Killed Bambi)

Here's a recipe for Sriracha Ice Cream Sandwiches, if that's your kinda thing.  They do look pretty yummy, but I haven't the buds for such a spicy treat.  (Laughing Squid)

I Never Want To Hear You Say, "Mountain Dew Cupcakes"

Pinky McLadybits

Yes, those are Mountain Dew Cupcakes with Doritos on them. Yes, I would puke if I saw them. Yes, I know someone that would try one. Gross.

Most of the time, sites that feature old photos are sort of mean and poking fun at the subjects of the photographs. This one, however, celebrates the awesome of yesteryear. (My Parents Were Awesome)

This will totally destroy anything warm and fuzzy you were feeling after viewing people's parents being badasses. Here are 7 common items that can be toxic if used improperly. (Blisstree)

Wasn't that fun?!? I didn't think so. Here is something that is fun. These are songs that don't mean what you think they do. (Ranker)

Valentines' Day Gifts: A Time To Buy Me Sweet Stuff

I don't want chocolates (can't indulge on diet), I don't want only flowers (they totally die), and I don't want just dinner. I want a gift for this Valentine's Day! And not a pre-packaged gift that hundreds of other people also chose for their significant other while browsing Target the day before V-Day. I want something that says PINKY. Not literally you see, as I want this handmade necklace from etsy store Pica Pica Press.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 theater silhouette locket in silver. I need it like a crackhead needs a fix, but with less puking and about the same amount of blowies. I adore it. Gimme. - Pinky