Benefit Stay Don't Stray Eye Primer: Never Creases To Amaze Me

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There are few cosmetic mishaps that I despise more than creased eye shadow. When you look in the mirror and see that the eye shadow you carefully applied that morning has migrated entirely into the crease of your lid, it's disheartening. It's like, I know I'm tired and ready to go home, Face. You don't need to produce enough oil on my eyelids to make sure everyone else knows it too.  Unfortunately, my Face never listened to me scolding it. So, I defeated it with the magic of MOAR COSMETICS.

Er, well, not at first. I've been through many an eye primer. Most of the brands I have used in the past simply didn't work. They just added another layer of oil to make my eye shadow slide into my crease, but with the added paradoxical benefit of not blending out due to the primer. Once again, Sephora samples to the rescue. I first discovered the Benefit Stay Don't Stray Eye Primer in a 500-point sample kit. After using the entire tiny bottle, I happily shelled out $26 for a full-size bottle.

Monday, My Old Nemesis Or Whatever.

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6PM has up to 74% off New Balance and Reebok items. Free shipping. 

13Deals has an 8-pack of Name Brand Sunglasses for men or women for $12.99 plus $4.99 shipping. When they sell out, they are done!

Benefit is giving you a deluxe sample of The Porefessional and a Marvel Spygal comic book free with any purchase. Use code SPYGALME.

ULTA has $3.50 off any $10 purchase with code 71743.

ThinkGeek has buy one Annoy-A-Tron and get one free. You also get a free Joystick-It with a $60 purchase and code LESTICK.

A Lannister Always Shops The Memorial Day Sales.

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Bath and Body Works has Buy 3 Get 3 Free on Signature Collection items, 2 for $20 on 3-wick candles, up to 50% off select items, and $1 shipping with any $25 order and code MEMORIAL25.

Nordstrom is having a Half-Yearly Sale. You can save over 50% on select items with no code needed. Kate Spade, Jason Wu, and Jessica Simpson are a few of the designers with items in the sale.

Eddie Bauer Memorial Day Sale has up to 50% off selected items with no code needed.

e.l.f. has buy one get one free on bestsellers. Use code BOGO.

Save 20% off any one item at ULTA with code 75802.

The Body Shop has $10 Wonders. They include the normally $20 Hemp Hand Protector and the normally $20 Polynesian Monoi Miracle Oil.

Would You Say There Are A Plethora Of Deals?

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Clinique has an online-only bonus with any $23.50 purchase. The 7-piece set include a makeup bag, your choise of Violets or Nudes for the Eyeshadow Duo and Chubby Stick, and 4 other samples.

Crocs has up to 75% off during their Spring Sale. 

Get free shipping when you use your Kohl's Card and code MVCFS4FUN.

Get 20% off and free shipping at Macy's with code THANKS. You must spend $75 to get the free shipping.

Get 25% off at Hollister with code 30866.

Mother's Day Is Coming: Ours Is The Fury If You Give Us A Crap Gift

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Clinique has free shipping with any purchase. 

Bath and Body Works has $1 shipping with any $25 purchase. Use code EVENT25.

Kohl's has new clearance markdowns and 20% off with code SUNSHINE20.

Prescriptives has 25% off, no code needed. They also have free shipping with no code needed.

Lancome has a free 5-piece deluxe sample set with any $45 purchase and code MAYDELUX. 

Why Is Super Bass Stuck In My Head? Is It In Your Head Now?

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Get 40% off everything at Tommy Hilfiger with code FFHILFIGER40.

6PM has up to 80% off outerwear. No code needed.

Kohl's has their clearance 60-80% off and you can then use code SMS9717 to save an extra 20%.

Clinique has a free limited edition tote and free shipping with any $55 order.

Clarins is giving a free Clarins Essentials Kit and free shipping with orders of $75 or more and code FOOL.

Philosophy has free shipping on all orders with code APRILFOOLS. No minimum purchase required.

Save $3.50 off $10 with code 76969 at Ulta. 

e.l.f. has 25% off new items with code LOVEIT.

Save 25% at Gap with code GAPSUN.

Time To Quietly Shop And Pretend To Work!

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Save an extra 15% off women's shorts, capris, and bermudas at Kohl's with code EXTRA15.

Woot! has their famous random shirt. Pay $6.66 and get a random shirt. Whatever they grab in your size and toss in a box, really.

Get free shipping at Delia's with code FREEBIE. Code does work with clearance items.

Benefit is still offering a sample of their new Hello Flawless Oxygen Wow foundation with any order. Use the code corresponding to the shade you need. 

Oscar Blandi Dry Shampoo Spray: Lazy Girl's Best Friend!

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Is there a law that says dry shampoo sprays have to smell like concentrated ass? Is there a reason they all smell like they're seeking out brain cells to terrorize? If I knew anyone that huffed, I would expect them to steal the tiny can of Oscar Blandi Dry Shampoo, attempt to huff it, and become immediately catatonic because it smells so very, very bad. 

So there's that. Which is not good.

I scored the tiny, 1.4 ounce can with rewards points from Ulta. As you know, my foray into the inexpensive dry shampoo, Salon Grafix, did not go well. It stunk too and, even worse, didn't work. So I used my reward to get this little can.

Monday Is Here. It Brought Snow To My House. Jerk.

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Kohl's has 15% off any purchase with code SAVE15ESET12 or save 20% off orders of $100 or more and use code SAVE20EST12.

Newport News has some $5 deals, like bras and accessories. No code needed.

Overstock has an Eddie Domani men's 3 button suit for $59.99 + $2.95 shipping with no code needed.

New York & Company has 30% off your entire order with code 2729.

Payless has 25% off with code 65806.

Clarins gives you a free Bestsellers Kit with any $85 purchase and code SPRPREP12.

Ulta is having a Buy 2 Get 1 Free Sale. Check the site for participating items. Save $3.50 off your $10 purchase with code 71327.

Too Faced is having a Vintage Sale with up to 85% off. No code needed.

But Where Did The Lighter Fluid Come From?

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You see  Woot 's shirt of the day, right there? I NEED IT. I NEED IT LIKE THE INTERNET NEEDS MEMES. $12 + free shipping. 

Express has an extra 40% off their already reduced clearance items. 

Smashbox is having a beauty blowout. 

Get a $15 iTunes giftcard for $7.50 from Saveology.

Ulta has a free 13 piece set with any $17.50 purchase of select Ulta Brand items. Save $3.50 off $10 purchase with code 76298.

e.l.f. has 6 free mineral brushes with purchases of $25 or more and code MINBRUSH.

Ulta Nail Prints: Here It Goes Again

Pinky McLadybits

Yes, yes. I am a sucker for all things easy and nail-related. Especially the notion of sticking on the polish and removing the dry time from the equation. I suppose I could help it, but I don't want to. I was getting my free item from Ulta for spending money there and while I was in line I noticed the awesome-looking Ulta Nail Prints in Skull. Even though they were $12, I snapped them up immediately. 

I decided that they couldn't be any worse than Sally Hansen Salon Effects Nail Polish Strips. They would have to totally refuse to stick to my nails and smell like dog poop to be worse than those. Lucky for me, neither of those things occurred while using the Ulta Nail Prints. Yay!

Friday Means PARTY TIME! Or Sleeping.

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Bath and Body Works has 20% off any purchase with code ENJOY20. 

Puma has up to 70% their selection. 

ESPIRIT has 50% off the entire store with code FEBSALE4.

The Body Shop has a Buy More, Save More deal. 10% off 1 item, 20% off 2 items, 30% off 3 items, 40% off 4 items, and 50% off 5 items.

Get 5 deluxe free samples with any $45 or more order at Lancome. Use code FEBDLUX.

Dillard's has 40% off sale items online only with no code needed.

ULTA has free shipping with any $25 purchase and code SHIPFEB12. Save $3.50 off any $10 or more purchase with code 76298.  

Deals A President Would Love. If They Loved Deals.

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Pottery Barn Kids has free shipping on everything today only. Well, it excludes furniture. Use code FREESHIP.

Bath and Body Works has $1 shipping with $25 orders and code USA25. They also have buy 3 get 3 free on Signature Items.

The Body Shop has items 3 for $30. 

The Home Depot has 20% off all Dyson vacuums, no code needed.

If You've Waited Until Today, I Hope She Likes Wilted Roses

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Bath and Body Works has free shipping with any $30 purchase and code LOVE30.

Food Network has a sale on Calphalon non-stick pans, with sets of 2 for $49.99 and $59.99.

Kohl's has Dana Buchman items for their Kohl's Cares organization. 100% of the net profits go to support the fight against breast cancer. All items are $5 or $10. Watches, scarves, shirts, bags, and more.

It may be too late to have something shipped for Valentine's Day, but you can adopt a shark! The Wildlife Adoption and Gift Center allows you to help save sharks from disappearing. Usually $15, with code LOVE you can get a Personalized Certificate, Photo, & Fact Sheet. There are also other packages that include a stuffed shark!

I Got More Deals Than I Got Gray Hairs

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Clarins has a free Deluxe Hydration Kit with any $75 purchase and code VALENTINE.

Classic Shapewear has a Stretch Satin Bustier Set for $9.99 and free shipping.

Daily Steals Mobile has a Motorola Car Bluetooth Speaker for $14.99. 

Maidenform is having a $15 bra sale. Use code RSIM0112 to save 25% and SLICKFREESHIP for free shipping. They also have Buy 3 Get 1 Free Panties.

Robo Hobo Shirt Will Win Your Lady's Heart

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Best Buy is having a midnight sale, starting midnight EST, 9PM PST. You can preview the deals now.

Today's ShirtWoot! is Robo Hobo. Drinkin' oil, sleeping on the rails, holding up signs on the highway that say "WILL COMPUTE FOR OIL". 

You can print out free and completely adorable Star Wars Valentine's by Katie Cook!

M.A.C. Cosmetics has free shipping with code NEWS.

Beauty Ticket has Edward Bess makeup 40% off. 

Benefit They're Real! Mascara: Squeeze Them!

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I've been lazy with my eyebrows because my new bangs cover them pretty well. I decided to take charge and get myself to the Benefit Brow Bar at the local mall. I'll tell you more about that later. 

This product was sold to me after the brow session (they are good at the Benefit counter) when I was handed off to one of the makeup girls. Benefit's They're Real Beyond Mascara was the big sell and I was told twice about the amazing brush that applied this game-changing mascara. When the makeup girl grabbed the mascara to demo it, of course they were out of the fancy disposable applicators and she had to use a regular brush.

Valentine's Day Is Coming: Step Up Your Game, Deals!

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Did you know that you can watch FREE movies on YouTube? I totally didn't realize. 

6PM has lots of deals on North Face, Puma, and more. 

The Limited has wedding dresses? Yes, and they're on sale. Save an extra 20% with code 662 and get free shipping with 675. I bet you could use the coupons on other things too...

Clinique has free shipping with the purchase of any 2 Almost Spring products and code SPRING.

Monday, You Stupid Jerk. Don't Make Me Rue You.

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Bath and Body Works has their 3-wick candles 2 for $20. Wallflowers and anti-bacterial are also on sale.

Kohl's is giving an extra 20% off everything with GIFT20. Take an extra 15% off online exclusive furniture with FURNITURE15.

Jessica Simpson Collection has 30% off sale items with code 30SALE. Please don't buy the pleather shorts, as a favor to me.

That Daily Deal has Oceanic Airlines t shirt for $4.99 + $2.99 shipping.

I Will Pin The Tail On That Donkey SO HARD

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Clarins is giving you a head-to-toe pamper set with any $75 purchase. Use code DRAGON.

The Body Shop is still discounting their holiday gift items. Use JOY10 for 10% off and free shipping. If that doesn't work for the shipping, use FREEJOY.

Neil Gaiman's American Gods is available on Amazon for your Kindle for just $1.99. 10th Anniversary Edition ONLY.