All The Other Kids With The Doctor Who'd Kicks...

Dear "legitimate" news sources, The Onion is satire. Wikipedia that shit if you don't understand what that means. (ABC News)

I'm sure that most of you are considering getting started on some holiday shopping. May I suggest these sweet sneaks? (Pretty Sneaky)

When your ecstatic gift recipient is ready to take off their Doctor Who kicks, they can wrap themselves in a Rainbow Brite body cozy! (Neatorama)

You need money to buy those things, yeah? Here are some numbers about the huge jackpot everyone is squealing about. (USA Today)

Here is a NASA article about Super Jupiter and some imaging? I don't know. Nerd it up! (NASA)

I think you need some pie after all that thinking. HEre is a recipe for Gluten-Free Dairy-Free Chocolate Pecan Pie. (Yum Universe)

Curiosity Lands on Mars, Ferdowsi Lands in Our Hearts

MelBivDevoe

While many of us were sleeping Monday morning, NASA's latest rover, Curiosity, landed on Mars for a two-year research mission.  Here's what you missed if you weren't breathlessly awaiting touchdown. (io9)

Meanwhile, back on Earth, NASA activity lead Bobak Ferdowsi suddenly became the toast of the internet when images of his hawt mohawk hit Twitter.  An intelligent rocket scientist who's also cute?  Be still my heart!  (Buzzfeed)

Spring THIS Forward, Monday!

Kolby

Good morning Spring Forwarders!  I trust you had a lovely weekend.  Try not to work too hard today - a study at the University of Alabama-Birmingham has shown a ten percent jump in heart attacks on the Monday after Daylight Saving time begins.  Relax with the links, perhaps?

Since we're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this fine Monday morning, let's take a time out from the cheer to read up on the history of Daylight Saving Time.  (Live Science)

This list of 25 Fictional Restaurants We Want To Eat At has me hungry and thirsty, though I wouldn't drink the water at Fratelli's if I were you.  (Complex)

If you're anything like me, you've spent some time attempting to stretch your mind enough to even begin to imagine the scale of our universe.  This interactive scale may help put things into perspective for us.  (NASA)