Showing posts with label Benefit Bum Deal Scrub. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Benefit Bum Deal Scrub. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Bum Deal Not a Bum Deal: Benefit Bum Deal Body Scrub

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I am completely perfect.  Yes, when I wake up in the morning I look as if I had a make-up team spend hours giving me the perfect "natural look".  Birds tie my hair ribbons while simultaneously singing a song that extols my many great qualities.  Oh, you didn't know that birds were capable of human speech?  Maybe they aren't for most people.

However, if I was a regular person with regular problems perhaps I would be concerned about cellulite and exfoliating my skin.  If I were not really busy having brunch with Hollywood stars and playing jetpack mini golf (don't worry, you'll hear about it in a few years) I would probably want to make sure  I had the smoothest, softest skin possible.