What's the Sketchiest Phrase You'll Ever Hear?

MelBivDevoe

Via XKCD

"Sex tarp."  Not a phrase you want to hear from anyone.  Ever. 

Our first link today comes from the fabulous KatSings.  I want to simultaneously applaud the author of this piece as well as hug her.  It's hard out here for the unemployed, and vicious stereotypes don't make it any easier.  (Addicting Info)

Welcome to My Nightmare

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Image via 50shadesofray.tumblr.com

That horrifying header image comes from today's nightmare fodder, "50 Shades of Ray."  I may never have another sexual fantasy again.  Ever. 

Fans of "Community" and/or "Doctor Who" will love this video - the first episode of "Inspector Spacetime" - wait, no, due to copyright issues, it's called "Untitled Web Series About a Space Traveler Who Can Also Travel Through Time."  Whatever, it's still super nerdy and fun! (Nerd Approved)

Can you imagine a "Titanic" that starred Jeremy Sisto (of "Clueless" and "Suburgatory") instead of Leo DiCaprio??  This screen test shows what could have been - and it's just plain weird to see someone else in Leo's place.  Sisto definitely brings a different energy to the role of Jack.  (Vulture)

Ah, fashion.  There have been some strange trends in the past, like this one from the 1940's.  Why didn't the monocle veil ever catch on?  Oh, right.  Because it looks dumb.  (Neatorama)

My Husband Won't Let Me Deadpool The Car. Dead Mice Would Never Fly.

Pinky McLadybits

Our own MetricJenn recently realized that Murder She Wrote is available on Canadiastani Netflix. So our pal Jay pointed her to something relevant to her interests. (Fuck Yeah, Murder She Wrote!)

Nerdy enough for you? Well, Jay also led us to these tasty treats. PIZZA IS COMING! (That's Nerdalicious)

Whenever I have to think of a fake name, I just steal Mrs. Chanandaler Bong. It sounds fancy and naughty at the same time. Just like Chandler dancing on things. (Chandler Dancing On Things)