Pinky McLadybits
HI! This pug is my spirit animal, as I too Dutch Oven. Let's get to the links, shall we?
I've already told some people that if I were to get pregnant again, I would totally have a Gender Reveal Party. And the reveal would consist of lifting a box from the top of a cake that is shaped like either a penis or a vagina. (The Telegraph)
Then I'll wrack my brain in an attempt to outdo my neighbor's badass nursery. (Uproxx)
Then after the baby is born, I'll totally eat only vegetables seasoned only with placenta and drink water to lose the baby weight and spare myself the embarrassment of being Less Than Perfect immediately after shooting a person from betwixt my loins. BEING A WOMAN IS AWESOME. (The New York Times)