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Katherine Heigl says she's "just that asshole who really wants everyone to like me." I was going to say "no scheisse, sweetheart," but I guess I admire her for owning it? And that's about the kindest thing I can say about La Heigl. (Celebitchy)
Apparently, and I know this is going to come as a shock to you, sitting on your ass can actually make it fatter. Yes, I know. I can't believe it either. (Gawker)
Here are a few tips from the Washington Post to help us slow the effects of aging. Clubbing past the age of 40 and rocking your daughter's jeggings are, amazingly, not on the list. (The Washington Post National)
Scientists have discovered the most Earth-like planet yet. It's a mere 600 light years away, and they're calling it the Christmas Planet. Awwwwwwww. (Mashable)
