Pinky McLadybits
My legs are burning. BURNING. I had razor refills on my list and instead opted to get these disposable monstrosities. For you. For you people. I only live to serve and protect you and I BLEED FOR YOOOOOU!
I grabbed the Bic Soleil Lady disposable razors and chucked them into my cart. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I should have walked over to the housewares aisles, broken a plate, purchased it and used it to shave my legs. I would have gotten the same results.
Pfft, I am not dramatic.
