Doctor Knows Best: Physician's Formula Youthful Wear

Metric Jenn

I'm back, everyone! I went on vacation for 2 weeks and it was GLORIOUS. I am refreshed and ready to write. I'm going to be all the bitch I can be! And it starts here, with Physician's Formula Youthful Wear concealer. You see, when packing, I took into consideration many things: changing skin tone after laying in the sun, flakiness from drying skin, climate change...the works. What I didn't account for was the jerkoff(s) that loaded and unloaded my luggage from the 3 flights it took me to get to L.A. And so it was at my destination that I discovered the Make Up Forever concealer explosion that took place in my make up bag. A few things were lost. A few tears were shed.

e.l.f. Tone Correcting Concealer: For Less Than A Grande Latte...

Pinky McLadybits

I have a stupid red spot on my chin and one by my lip. This doesn't happen that often, but it pisses me off mightily when it does happen. Especially since I don't own any concealer. 

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! Unless you judge me to be awesome, then carry on.

Anyway, I went to Target to buy flasks and a gingerbread house, as you do, and I went to the makeup aisle first. e.l.f. had Tone Correcting Concealer for $1.00, so I was easily persuaded to grab the Apricot Beige and fling it in my cart with the buttwipes and cleansing face towelettes I had already snatched up. I'm a buying machine. 

Look Alive, Ladies - Pixi Eye Bright Kit

Author: Kolby

Did you get your beauty sleep last night? Or, like me, have you forgotten what it's like to wake up feeling rested, and actually looking rested is no longer an option? If you answered yes to the first question, well, that's just great for you, isn't it? Here, have a lollipop and get the hell out of my sight. For the rest of you, yes YOU, with the dark circles and sleepy eyes, I've found a lovely - nay, miraculous - little treasure. Let me introduce to you the Pixi Eye Bright Kit ($24.99 - Target, duh), an "on-the-go perfecting palette with two concealers, one brightener and one highlighter to make eyes look brighter and more awake." And, here's the thing, it really does what it promises, which is, like, crazy, right?