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Pinky McLadybits

via Confessions of a Cookbook Queen

Happy International Woman's Day! May your uterus remain unregulated and may Rush Limbaugh awake to find himself turned into a pregnant, poor woman!

I gave up soda (aka pop) for Lent. It's been tough finding a way to stay awake all day long. Luckily, it seems that my habit of drinking an afternoon coffee is good for weight loss and staying awake! (Gizmodo)

Woooo! Just finished some coffee and now I'm stretching from the workout. 50 cups are needed, you say? DAMMIT. I'll just console myself by buying some of these Captain America movie props. (io9)

I want that Rebirth Pod. It would look amazing in the guest room/office. I now clumsily segue from Rebirth Pod to birth control pills. What's that? Women that use birth control earn more money? And not as prostitutes?!? (The New York Times)

Let's take a look at something genius and disturbing: Toy Story characters in scenes from The Shining. That creepy baby doll is some bullshit. (Kyle Lambert)