Pinky's Been Watching Twilight Rifftraxs For Two Days. Can You Tell?

Kolby & Pinky

Be sure to proofread your texts, folks.  Especially if you haven't yet shut off your autocorrect function.  It's also a good idea to proofread the articles you write if you happen to be a reporter, which is especially true in this case since the writer of this particular article placed the events within in the entirely wrong state.  Eesh. (Popsci)

President Obama has switched his Facebook profile over to the no-longer-new Timeline function, which can be traced back all the way to the day a use was born.  What does the President have posted on that day?  Why, his birth certificate, of course.  Comedian-in-Chief, over here.  (Forbes)

Kolby Efron Has A Lovely Ring To It, N'est-Ce Pas?

Kolby

Happy Friday my adorable little eclairs!  Let's kick the weekend off with a wee bit of fresh meat, shall we?  Oh, I think so.

Yes.  Zac Efron IS a man.  Why was I the only woman to think so until now?  Good looking out, Glamour.  (Glamour)

See?  Even heathens and non-believers are capable of charity.  So what if the devil made them do it? (Alternet)

An Illinois man who listed President Obama's old car for sale on Ebay failed to receive a single bid.  I'm not sure if it was the million-dollar price tag or the fact that it's a goddamn Chrysler.  (Huff Post Chicago)

I'm on a serious avocado kick lately.  I actually had to check if it was possible to overdose on them, that's how much I'm in love with avocados right now.  I'm not quite sure how this recipe for Eggs Baked in Avocados will feel in my tummy, but by golly, I'm going to try it.  (Babble)