Oh Monday, Monday, So Good to Me

MelBivDevoe

Ugh, Monday.  Have you recovered from your weekend?  Or did you take the day off to recuperate?  If you're playing hooky today, I hope you didn't use any of these excuses.  #1 is impressively stupid.  (Grindstone)

Toe-slimming surgery is the latest in a long line of unnecessary medical procedures.  Ladies, your toes are fine.  Don't let some slimy doctor convince you to waste your money and butcher your body!  (Blisstree)

If you missed all the fun at Comic Con this week, fear not, here's a roundup of what went down.  (The Mary Sue)

The one panel I wish I had experienced?  The 10 year anniversary reunion of the cast and crew of "Firefly."  Thankfully, you can watch that panel in its entirety here.  Shiny!  (Oh My Geek!)

Its Thurs-yeah!

Park

Well, its Thursday and you know what that means: Park's magical grab bag of weird and wonderful.  Today you can learn how to make a cute bracelet, look evil with just one form of scientifically proven facial hair and how to be unhappy in every movie (be James Marsden).  All the things you didn't know you needed to know until....now

I can never get enough of “an animal raises the young of another animal” stories and I doubt that I’m the only one (Yahoo)

There was a suspicious death at silent yoga retreat. Who did it? No one’s talking (Atlantic Wire)