From "Awwww" to "What tha...?" A Study In Link Contrasts

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Let's start this off with some warming of the ol' heart.  Yes, here's Bill Clinton and his namesake Bill Clinton.

Is this the sweetest thing I've ever seen? Possibly.  Is Clinton once again proving himself to be one of the most loveable former Presidents? Um, hell yes!

That was lovely, wasn't it?  Okay, now that you're feeling suitably happy, I want to give you a warning about the internet.  You know how everybody's Mom (aka my Mom) always talks about how anyone can get anything you ever put on the internet and you tell her that she's overreacting and being silly? Sorry Mom (Gawker)

Who Will Link The Linkmen? Could It Be...YOU??

Pinky McLadybits

Via Deviant Art, by grantgoboom

As I look at these before and after shots of Japan, I can't help but think how amazing it is to have overcome a tsunami and earthquake in 3 months. Cosmetically speaking, of course, though I think the cosmetic probably does wonders for a person's well-being. (Educated Earth)

Do you use Pfizer birth control? You'd better check to see if your pills are part of the recall. There is an error that raises the chances of becoming pregnant. Huge failure on the part of a birth control manufacturer. (Huffington Post)

Here's something odd: Elisabetta Canalis (Clooney's ex) is dating....STEVE-O! (Daily Mail)

Somehow this collection of Angry Birds post-game is less odd than Stevabetta. (Deviant Art)

How idiotic is it for an organization that purports to be against breast cancer would deny funding to an organization that helps low-income women by screening them for breast and other cancers? Very idiotic. (Evil Fox News)