ENOUGH ALREADY. My Xanax Daiquiri and I Will Be Over Here.

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This is the only thing I'll say about today being Election Day in the USA. VOTE. Or else! (Pleated Jeans)

Are you looking to be someone's secret Santa but feel like all of your friends suck? Good news, everyone! Reddit's Secret Santa Gift Exchange sign-ups are now through November 26th! (reddit)

Everett Hiller Photoshops celebs into his party photos. He's fairly good at it as well. See if you can spot all of the celebs! (Everett Hiller's imgur Albums)

Let's look at some interesting ties between celebrities now. I had no idea that Martha Plimpton was a Carradine! (Pajiba)

More seriously, Hurricane Sandy is a smelly pirate hooker that should go back to her home on Asshole Isle. One man broke into a neighbor's house to get blankets, a jacket, and to leave a note for the homeowner to call his Dad and let him know that he was dying. (Yahoo)

The Jersey Shore was ravaged by Sandy. Rollercoasters thrown into the ocean and piers destroyed. (nj.com)

Should you feel inclined to assist those devastated by Sandy, here are some ways to help. (Gawker)

We should thank those that took our minds off of the stupid hurricane for at least a moment. Jackasses, all of them. (Gawker)

Dear parents, DON'T PUT YOUR KIDS ON THE FUCKING FENCES AROUND THE WILD ANIMALS AT THE ZOO. FUCK. HOW MANY TIME DO WE NEED TO GO OVER THIS?!!? (Pittsburgh Post Gazette)

Finally, some of you might needs these tips. FOR REASONS. (Lifehacker)

PUPPY VS DOORSTOP! TWO WILL ENTER ONLY...WELL, PROBABLY BOTH WILL LEAVE!