He's So Hot, He's Making Me Sexist

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You know who has a fly booty?  Prince Harry.  Of course, if you're in the UK, the royal family is doing everything in their power to prevent you from knowing that.  Lucky for us (nsfw), they can't do a thing about the media that's outside of the Queen's reach.  I love how everyone is blaming Harry's handlers - like he's not a grown-ass man who should know that EVERYONE has camera phones these days!  (Celebitchy) 

In the mood for some more scandals?  The Cut has a great slideshow of the "50 Most Scandalous Dresses in History."  Ok, they're not all dresses, per se, but a lot of them were very memorable moments in fashion (and pop culture) history.  (The Cut)

This high school valedictorian isn't getting her diploma because she said "hell" in her graduation speech.  Heaven forbid!  (The Gloss)

If you have a gluten intolerance, you're well aware of how vigilant you have to be about what you eat.  Here's a list of things you might be surprised to learn contain gluten.  I can understand the communion wafers, but I was surprised about the spices.  (Blisstree)

Hey, look!  More terrible sex tips from Cosmo!  This time, they're covering BDSM.  (Jezebel)

Warning: there may be too much cuteness to handle here.  This slow loris is super adorable.  (Imgur)

If you've ever wondered what would happen if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time, this video has your answer.  (The Mary Sue)

So it looks like Sam Claflin will be playing Finnick Odair in "Catching Fire."  I will reserve judgement until I see him in costume *coughshirtlesscough*.  It's looking like a fairly solid cast so far, give or take a Jena Malone.  (Daily Beast)

Eve Ensler wrote a powerful response to clueless Representative Todd Akin's recent remarks, explaining to those who don't understand the controversy just what his dumbfounding statement meant to those who have experienced the horror of rape.  (HuffPo)  

John Nelson made a gorgeous map showing 150 years of tropical storms and hurricanes that illuminates what areas of the Earth are the most at risk for these powerful storms.  The brighter the color, the stronger the storm - the Gulf Coast looks positively radioactive, it's glowing so brightly! (io9)

Here's a fun diversion: what piece of clothing from any TV character's wardrobe would you love to own?  My mind immediately went to all the gorgeous outfits on "Revenge," but then I remembered this iconic dress.  (If I could get the body that went with it, that'd be fabulous, too!)  (Vulture)

By now I'm sure you know that Avril Lavigne and Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger are engaged (especially if you're on Twitter - some excellent jokes there).  Have you seen the rock he gave her?  Wow!  I guess being in the world's worst band is pretty lucrative.  (Glamour)

DENIED.  Way to shut him down, weather lady.  

Ah, I love a good social experiment.  This is how the Kardashians became famous, isn't it?  They basically just convinced people that they were famous and everyone bought it.