|I'm totally scary. I AM.|
We already talked about how much I like Halloween decorating. Then I proceeded to make fun of several sucky Halloween decorations. I feel like the decorations should be scary or at least creepy.
You don't think Pumpkinhead Jester Demon on the left here is scary? HE SITS ON A THRONE OF BLACK CATS AND LIES! I'm also pretty sure that he is responsible for that weird smell in the bathroom...
Anyway, I thought we would go ahead and look at some Halloween decorations and props that are actually scary, disgusting, and totally badass.
Let us do this thing.
Scary Mary Haunted Mirror
Evil Hanging Clown
Hanging Captain Spaulding Animated
Most Anything from Thirteen Ghosts
What Halloween decor makes you lose bladder control?