Monday, March 5, 2012

Don't Read About How Kinky Giraffe Sex Is If You're Looking To Improve Your Monday.

Kolby





Well, it's Monday.  It'll be okay, I promise.  Just hang in there.  Power through.  Think happy thoughts.  Enjoy the links.

Your sex life ain't got nothing on the giraffe's.  Just saying.  (Roxy Drew)

An Egyptian lawmaker was forced to resign amid scandal.  Did he cheat on his wife?  No.  Tweet nude photos of himself?  Nope.  Dude got a nose job.  Seriously.  (The New York Times)

Feeling helpful and generous on this fine Monday afternoon?  Why not give this little startup a boost with some ideas for a cute animal mascot?  (WebEngage)


46% of American adults own a smartphone, and it's freaking me out that more of us aren't running into windows, walls, and each other by now.  (Pew Internet)

I'm thinking the kid didn't use a strawberry-flavored Pop Tart.  Those are lethal (allegedly).  (This Isn't Happiness)

Once more, in Why Didn't I Think Of That? news, here's a ridiculously easy, obvious way to prevent your shoes from making a racket in the dryer.  Oy vey.  (Lifehacker)

Some of the 15 Unusual Beds on this list would probably keep you up all night, but damn, who needs sleep when you've got such a cool-ass bed?  (Mental Floss)

It's probably a good thing my parents never caught The Muppet Show pilot - they may never have let me watch the show if they had.  Or maybe they would have.  It was the '70s, after all.  (Laughing Squid)

Wow.  Some people really don't know any better.  Wow.  Wow.  (Life's Little Mysteries) (Incidentally, Life's Little Mysteries is a terrific, fun site)

This article about why America's health care costs are so much more expensive than those in other developed countries made me so angry I felt a little ill.  Uh oh.  (The Washington Post)

Check out this handful of previously unpublished photos from inside Hitler's secret bunker.  Duuuuude.  (LIFE)

Both Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks claim their phones were "hacked" this past weekend, with several  provocative and semi-nude (and in Munn's case, all-the-way-nude) pictures of both ladies making the internet rounds this morning.  Let's focus on Hendricks, shall we?  She's at least somewhat relevant.  (Celebitchy)

Give this Mitt Romney vs.  Mr. Burns "Who Said It?" a try.  Chances are you'll be amazed at just how similar these two old rich blokes are.  (The Inquisitr)

Oooh, and here are 6 Things Rich People Need To Stop Saying.  Take notes, Willard.  (Cracked)

Read this advice on how to plan a wedding an still have a life.  And then elope.  Trust me on this one.  (Glamour)

Remember just how cool it was to be able to count to twenty?  Little John John made it look even cooler.


And finally, this is one of those videos that makes me feel a bit embarrassed for the people in it.  Except the dude in white. That cat can dance.  Enjoy your Monday!

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