Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentine's Day Is Here. It Is Known!

Pinky McLadybits

You probably already know about this, but Innernet Magpie has been blasting our Facebook feed with SCHNAUZER PUPPEH CAM! And I must share it. EEEEEE! (Sportsman Paradise Online)

Innernet suggests keeping the puppy cam open in your browser at work and sneaking a peak when someone is a douche. She gets to see the puppies a lot, I bet. I need to look at them after reading about the price hike of Whitney's music after her death. (Venture Beat)

Let's keep with the adorable animal theme, shall we? Oh, Otter! There are better beers out there than Bud Light! (Animals Doing People Things)

Have you heard? The Bloggess has added another taxidermied animal to her collection! (The Bloggess)

Even creepier than Juanita wanting to eat your baby? Thomas Mills: Male Prostitute! (HuffPo Crime)

I guess there is a niche to be filled by 74-year old ding-dang. Gross. Less gross? This list of #1 songs on Valentine's Day! (The Awl)

Does anyone still write love letters? And I don't mean a text that reads "i <3 u". A love letter might be romantic, though I would suggest caution if any of them use lyrics from a Nickelback song. (Time)

Once you have your lady or gentleman in the palm of your hand from writing that love letter, you need to keep the sexin' safe. Wouldn't it be awesome to get laid and help others? Specifically, those in Haiti who cannot afford condoms. (Tree Hugger)

Maybe you want to get something for Valentine's Day, but you don't want another box of mystery candies or a singing stuffed bear. Think green! (BlogHer)

This may smell like raspberries, but it isn't green. Unless you count the color I vomited after learning that it exists. (Laughing Squid)

I'm not going to lie, I haven't watched 30 Rock in quite a while. It got too stupid and Liz was turning into a real dolt. Apparently I'm not the only one that felt that way. (Persephone Magazine)

I'll still always say "I want to go to there" and sing Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, though. You can't take that away from me. You can't take my ponytail away from me either. I'm far too lazy to live without it! I didn't know that ponytails were interesting enough to be studied, though. (The Mary Sue)

Speaking of interesting things, I'm not sure whether I find these sculptures of taxidermied Dr. Seuss animals delightful or sad. (thebiscuitboy's deviantART)

Finally, if you want to do something awesome for today, there's still time to make Valentines Twinkies on a Stick. (Confessions Of A Cookbook Queen)

I haven't watched this because of my severe aversion to clowns. But it is Valentine-y, if you love being terrified!

And because it is finally snowing here today, please enjoy people ice-skating in Amsterdam.

1 comment:

  1. (aka NateS1973)


    ***Once you have your lady or gentleman in the palm of your hand from writing that love letter***

    I totally misread that as ...lady or gentleman OR the palm of your hand....