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Check out these gorgeous tattoos brought to my attention by Skittimus Maximus over on the Facebook. 

The first Expendables was idiotic, explodey fun. The second one will likely be even dumber and more awesome. Check out some 'alternate' posters for Expendables 2.

Cosplayers bring us Daria and Jane. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then SOB!

Why does Joe Jonas have a pedo-stache? Why do I care? Because of this song.

We (Kolby, Rusty, and me) were just talking about how terrible Pippa's eyeliner looks. It doesn't have to be ALL AROUND YOUR EYE, HONEY.

Cracked gives a list of the 7 Hardest People to Shop For: HOLIDAY EDITION!!!

Octopus coffee table. Gimme.

I didn't know Warwick Davis wrote a book! Now I want to read it.

Oh my gross. Why do I feel like my husband would devour these nasty Mountain Dew and Dorito cupcakes?

What's not gross? This makeup video. It is amazing. YouTube user Diamondsandheels14 has cystic acne flareups that she is able to cover with makeup.